Nicole vs. Life
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
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I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
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Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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