Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
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I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
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Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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