no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
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We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
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I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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