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It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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