heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
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Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
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His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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