she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
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I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
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Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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