I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
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The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
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THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
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