We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
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Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
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2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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