Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
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I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
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Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
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