Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
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Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
3pm strippers are depressing
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
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Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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