There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
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I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I am mentally ready for anal.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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