we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
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this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
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Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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