The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
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Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
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I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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