just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
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It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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