Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
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Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
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Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
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