he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
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Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
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well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
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