is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
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Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
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Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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