HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I smell like Dick and happiness
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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