He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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