you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
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Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
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Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
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