you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
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Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
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YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
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