Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
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And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
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Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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