tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
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Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
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The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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