Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
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He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
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Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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