Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
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we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
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Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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