Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
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She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
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Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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