So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
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What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
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It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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