so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
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I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
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Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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