Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
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just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
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Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
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