i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
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Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
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I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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