I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
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i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
did you just send me my own nude
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
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