Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
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Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
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I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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