if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
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I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
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Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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