$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
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Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
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yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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