How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
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He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
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She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
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