I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
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Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
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Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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