Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
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that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
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We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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