This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
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I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
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I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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