I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
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So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
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I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Damn victory sex feels great
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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