...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
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He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
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I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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