is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
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It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
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Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I need a hoe opinion
go on
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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