she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
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I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
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I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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