I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
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i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
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He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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