You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
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To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
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Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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