Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
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all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
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sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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