That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
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he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
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I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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