Just fell off a train. Bad.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
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I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
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I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
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I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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