your thong is hanging out like whoa
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
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she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
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the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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