As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
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once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
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How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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