We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
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I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
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That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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